Lesson Number One A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a [...] No related posts. […]
Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box [...] Related posts:…:::New Car operating system (Joke):::… Bill’s […]
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… ..so, I took her to a gas station….. and that’s how the fight started. *-*-*-*-*-* I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...] Related posts:…:::Good Morning (Jokes):::… Wife:’What ar […]
Physical Fitness THIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM. Everyone here gets enough exercise: 1. Jumping to conclusions; 2. Flying off the handle; 3. Carrying things too far; 4. Dodging responsibilities; and 5. Pushing their luck. Fighter Pilots Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He’ll tell you. Q: What’s the diff […]
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. **************** Don’t cry over anyone who won’t cry over you. **************** Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. **************** You can only go as far as you push. **************** Actions speak louder than words. **************** The hardest thing t […]
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on [...] Related posts:…:::Good Morning (Jokes):::… Wife:’What are yo […]
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility. .. Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently [...] Related posts:…:::Wife From Hell ( […]
There was a good-natured millionaire in the town. Three beggars thought of approaching him for help. The first man went to the millionaire and said: “O Lord! I want five rupees. Please give me.” The millionaire was taken aback at this man’s impudence. “What! You demand five rupees from me as though I owe you [...] No related posts. […]
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, :Can your dog perform other tricks?”. “But of course”, the man answers, “he can even satisfy a woman.” Anxious to [...] Related posts:…:::Good Morning (Jokes):::… Wife:’What are […]
Bill’s company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?” Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire. In panic Bill [...] Related posts:…:::Sardar Strike […]
Khubsorati Allah ki de hoi aik neemat hai aur is ka khayal rakhna her insan ka haq hai. Aaj kal k aaloda mahole main khubsoriti ko hasil kerna to aik taraf use barqarar rakhna bhi aik mushkil kam hai. Apne cheray ki jild ko gardo gubar se bachane k liye us ka treatment bohat zarori [...] Related posts:…:::Ishq Ka Matlab:::… Uss nay Khat main Ishq ka Matlab P […]
Khoobsoorti Khuda ka tohfa hai or hr tohfe ki kadar karni chahye. Kis cheez ko kis tara sambhalna hai us cheez k nazuk hone pe munhasir hai. Ye zarooori nahi k insan ko jis khoobsoorti se nawaza gya hai wo isi tara bahal rahe khas tor pe aaj k alooda mahol main lekin kuch khas [...] Related posts:…:::Payar:::… main lafzoon main kuch bhi izhar nahi karty iska […]
Here is some nice collection of poetry for you: Related posts:…:::Eid Card By Wasi shah (Poetry):::… A Beautiful Eid Poetry By Wasi shah _________________ Eid Card... Urdu Poetry ... …:::Romantic Urdu Poetry On Eid:::… Aye Chand Jab wo teri Taraf Dekhien To unhain kuch... Related posts:…:::Eid Card By Wasi shah (Poetry):::… A Beautiful Eid Poetry By Wasi sha […]
Soni de nakhre sone lagde
Menu soni de nakhre sone lagde
Kandi po papi chain
Minu wi nakhre sone lagde tere
Minu wi nakhre sone lagde
Char din di jawani aha aha
Mariya mariya sanrita mariya
Dhadka yeh mera dil aise jana
Tujh se is ko lagaya tu jana
Of yeh muhabat hai ik qayamat
Us pe tu mere sath hai
Mariya mariya sanrita mariya
Do you wanna partner o partner
Love me love me say
Dil dhadak hai yeh muhabat udta ja re behisab tu
Tera peyar hai sawal bhi us ka de de khud jawab tu
Lakin kintu parantu o bandu samne wo ati hai
Dil main dhadkan mun main zuban aur sansain ruk jati hain
Actores: Govinda, Katrina Kaif, Salman Khan, Lara Dutta
Baliye de mukhde te dil lalchawe
Long da ae lashkara jaan lenda jawe
Dekhe bina dekhe ab tu raha wi na jawe
Roop salona tera sona chang da
Dupata tera dopata tera nau rang da
Hay ni mera dil mang da
Actores: Salman Khan, Lara Dutta, Govinda, Katrina Kaif
My love my love jaane ja you’re my love
Dekha main ne dekha jab se tum ko dekha
Kuch bhi na socha na samjha
Dil de diya re
Ho gaya re ho gaya dil tere naam re
Ho gaya re ho gaya is dil ka kam re